INGREDIENTS:
1 - 8oz box of Oyster Crackers (est. 224 individual ranch crackers)
1/4 cup coconut oil
1 tablespoon garlic salt
1 teaspoon dill weed
1 packet or 3 tbs of dried ranch mix
1 one-gram THC or CBD Distillate
90mg total active cannabinoids = roughly 2.5 mg dose per oyster cracker
HOW YOU’LL MAKE IT
Measure 1/4 cup of coconut oil. Which you can get at any grocery store and while many oils work Meg loves how coconut oil works with the cannabis oil best for these.
Next, add your THC or CBD distillate. Distillate is a very safe way to take an extraction out of the cannabis plant and use it to simply create this beautiful oil that retains the flavor and effects of its source material. It comes in 1 gram syringes but it’s sticky, so any issues getting it out just run it under hot water to loosen it up. Important: Twist the cap/stopper off first, and if you didn’t want to use the entire thing you can screw back on and preserve your distillate.
Once the distillate is out, blend into the coconut oil - if it’s not blending right just warm the oil slightly in the microwave but be sure to keep the temperature of the oil under 200 degrees (preserves the cannabinoids).
Once your oil is nice and mixed with your distillate, add your 1 packet of ranch powder dressing or 3 tablespoons out of a large container. Then the garlic salt. Then the tablespoon of fresh dried dill weed.
Stir and whisk until uniform and no chunks. It should be thick to coat the crackers. So whisk well!
Once all that is mixed, add your oyster crackers! Gently fold with a big spoon to get them actively and evenly covered with the mix (tip: scrape from the bottom).
If you want to really lock the flavor in, spread the coated crackers on a baking sheet one layer at a time. Bake in oven at 190 degrees for about 10 mins to soak into the cracker and it’s done! Note: the broken ones hold more of the oil and cover more so careful, those are the big ones and can pack more of a punch!
REMINDER: This kind of infusion is not exact science, just kitchen science. So always be careful, hydrate before you medicate, and remember to take one and see how you feel for an hour. You can always have another once you’ve given your body time to let the effects set in.
PRO TIPS
Get a laser thermometer or just be sure to keep the heat under 200 degrees. Higher than that and THC turns into another cannabinoid CBN, which has sedative effects. Great for sleeping, but not so much for socializing.
Keep away from pets, as a couple of them can sometimes pop out of the bowl and fall on the floor!
OH NO! Feel like you’ve eaten enough to be in an uncomfortable sensation? Chewing whole peppercorns can reduce the effects
of cannabis over-consumption. Keep some on hand!